Pizza, pizza and more Pizza !

Today I went to Italy. All that was there was pizza, coke, sun and lizards.

Humble Pie

Her name was Mary, I could tell by the name badge she was wearing. She had glossy blonde hair to her shoulders and eyes that were icy blue. She was walking towards me with a prominent look on her face. I walked towards her. The look changed. She stretched out a suntanned arm and pointed in the direction of the bread section. Spooky. I lifted a hand to wave goodbye when she walked even closer.
"Oh, Darling ... You really are quite a beauty" she spoke softly.
"Why yes" I replied, ever the modest
"Do you think that I am pretty ?" she asked.
"Yes"
"What about her ?" she asked again. As she spoke she pointed in the direction of the can section, towards a rather obese woman; around about 25 years old with long black hair tied back in a messy french plait. She turned around. I could see she had grey eyes and very pale skin, like marble. The woman wore a bright orange T-shirt and denim shorts; tied together with doc martins. It was March.
"Well ..." I didn't want to say any more.
She laughed.
"Here's a bit of humble pie for you darling. Don't think that just because she is fat it means she doesn't have feelings"
I blushed. Of course I wasn't thinking that. That she didn't have feelings. That was just random. Who was this Mary anyway ? I didn't even know that. I didn't like her.
"W..wh..what ?!" I said. With this she raced of, outside the shop into a BMW.
"I am never coming to the Co-op again "

Pita Pocket Luver

I have just returned home. I feel sleepy with this new found heat. I am not used to weather like this in England. Is anyone ?
I am going to go outside after this. My sister will probs come out and we will chat about things.
Thats how life goes on in my life. Oh yes.
Time for Tea !!!!!!!!!

Randomizer

I was with my friends yesterday when I felt the need to sing out loud. I did so, though a little quietly, and made my friends laugh with me. Then I told them each a completely Random story about princesses and princes and MPs and PMs. They laughed so hard, I swear I would have collapsed. So now I am the RANDOMIZER and with all the power of random I will control the universe!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

Sitting at my desk

Sitting at my desk I feel compelled to tell you of my apparent woe, but no. I feel bored and tired and just want to sleep. Oh yes.  When milk does not help I turn to my annoying sister. Who is beautiful and kind when she wants to be. I love me some chips. My sister was being her usual self and I had to admit, she had a point. O bother ...

The Beginning of a Beautiful friendship ...

It all started out like any normal morning. Breakfast. Out. I got back home to learn my own mother was writing a blog. Well, gosh was I astounded, you ask ? Of course. She had not always seemed the kind of person to do such things. I felt the need to laugh, to fill the empty silence that was becoming. I felt that was the only option. Of course, as per usual; I was wrong. I emptied the contents of my bag into my mind and began to sigh. I decided to let it go and went up stairs. Sitting on my bed I began to look at the books I had collected over the years. How it seemed so long yet it really wasn't. With a glassy stair I longed for the friend that everyone seemed to have but me. But then I thought of you, blog, and I knew you were the answer to my question. Thanks !